you are insane.
effyousweetheart: hey there
x nerdicus x: hi hi
effyousweetheart: hi
x nerdicus x: i had a weird dream
effyousweetheart: that means you slept well.
x nerdicus x: martha stewart and toothpaste were in it alot
effyousweetheart: haha
effyousweetheart: you didnt have sex with martha stewart did you?
x nerdicus x: but she had the voice of the SNL martha stewart
effyousweetheart: ha
x nerdicus x: nfsdjghajhfwl;jfhaskljhfhf
effyousweetheart: haha!
x nerdicus x: no!!!
effyousweetheart: suuure
x nerdicus x: this is how it went
effyousweetheart: ok
x nerdicus x: i had watched a bunch of martha stewart
x nerdicus x: for some reason
x nerdicus x: im pretty sure its just because i went to sleep with SNL on
x nerdicus x: i got to my class and you were there
x nerdicus x: and like
x nerdicus x: you owned alot of shares in martha stewart stock
effyousweetheart: HA
x nerdicus x: oh god what was the other company
x nerdicus x: i dont remember. but you were arguing with someone because like their stock went down
x nerdicus x: so anyway
x nerdicus x: for some reason
effyousweetheart: ha
x nerdicus x: you bust out toothpaste
x nerdicus x: and go up in front of the class
x nerdicus x: and start showing us how to brush our teeth with this toothpaste
x nerdicus x: and you're really specific
x nerdicus x: and so i was brushing my teeth
x nerdicus x: and you knew alot about some guy who did dental stuff along time ago
x nerdicus x: then my teacher cooked some chicken nuggets in the microwave that maratha stewart made
x nerdicus x: and they were gross
effyousweetheart: i think you <3 martha stewart
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